Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm at about main and main street
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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