Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You made out with two different species that night
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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