how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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