ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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