Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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