OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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