Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
These tits shall not be calmed
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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