She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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