I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
