OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
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Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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