There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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