I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money