Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me