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go home
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
3 2 1 whiskey
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
jump out the window naked night went bad
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