If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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