i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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