i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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