brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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