my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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