this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Alive.
So much puke
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
