is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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