Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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