the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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