he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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