I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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