I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
So here I am, sexting at work.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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