The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
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No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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