So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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