i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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