She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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