My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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