My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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