can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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