Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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