idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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