Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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