My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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