and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
birth control should be required to get into college
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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