Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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