this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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