people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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