yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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