I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Dear god my vagina.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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