I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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