Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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