Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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