8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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