I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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