Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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