quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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