omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
as a side note pls kill me
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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