dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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