i think i have herpe
just one?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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