is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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