are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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