everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
