I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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