He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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