So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
