I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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